Watchmen the movie

Ok so now this weekend I went to watch Watchmen Lol ! Not the best movie ever *cough cough* I didnt enjoy it. I didnt even understand that much of it. And I didnt understand half the things the guy with the mask that changes shapes was saying when he was talking to himself lol. Sorry I dont know huge words. Then theres the blue guy Lmao. His dick was hanging out through the whole freaking movie. I mean there was kids in that room. It didnt seem like really bad movie. But there was boobs popping out and dicks hanging around lol. The girl was a straight up hoe. First she wanted the blue guy then that other normal dude than she left him for the blue guy again Lmao but then he disappeared to live on Mars or w.e so she went back the normal guy. Haha. Well I was confused from beginning to end. Its one of those movies you gotta watch twice or maybe three times to get it ! But anyways over all I expected more action, I didnt get any ):